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  1. 01-10-2003, 09:36 PM #1
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    Dumb Criminal ++

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/32610.html

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    What a berk
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  2. 01-10-2003, 09:51 PM #2
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    rofl! what an eejit....

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  3. 01-10-2003, 10:07 PM #3
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    Ahahhahahahhaa... silly silly ...
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    LOL!! A candidate for the Darwin Awards...
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  5. 02-10-2003, 08:28 AM #5
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    haha thats certainly made my day, that has to be one of the funniest and most stupid thing ive seen in quite a while.
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  6. 02-10-2003, 09:17 AM #6
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    Nice one; on a similar note, my wife lectures criminal law and regaled me with the tale of the armed robber who held up a bank, masked, armed and completely silent. Handed over a "give me all the money" note, which the cashier did. The robber then left. Leaving the note. Which was written on the back of his gas bill....
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  7. 02-10-2003, 09:22 AM #7
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    In Italy, a man tried to rob a bank, ran in with condoms over his head. He didnt put airholes in. He suffacated and died!
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    what an idiot!
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  10. 02-10-2003, 07:02 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Bazzlad
    In Italy, a man tried to rob a bank, ran in with condoms over his head. He didnt put airholes in. He suffacated and died!
    hahaha no way

    and nichomach its hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid
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  11. 03-10-2003, 10:45 AM #11
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  12. 03-10-2003, 01:14 PM #12
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    i read bout 2 bank robbers in america who rubbed lemon juice all over their faces cos someone told them that it stopped cameras from seeing their faces.

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
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