Wish List

[Stewart]

A bum? As in an American tramp? Harsh.

As for the other lot, I've got a dog and a house, to be getting on with. Will that do?

[tiggerai]

Hmmm forgot about those...

I may have to up my stakes a bit...

[Stewart]

So, that's a house and dog, I'll throw in the having babies as well, but lets leave it a few years, yes?

Of course, I have a list of demands as well, and before we enter into any sort of relationship you will need to sit and pass several written and practical tests, covering a wide range of essential duties, such as basic tea and biscuit preparation speeds and standards, ironing duties and accepted minimum foreplay periods when I am a) Drunk, b) Stoned or c) Gagging for it.



Should you wish to make any demands of your own, please make it known now, so I have plenty of time to re-write them and subtly change them to further my own ends, in time honoured male tradition.

Love ya Tigs. XxXxXxXxXxXxX

[tiggerai]

Sorry, i've got a headache, i'll do the demands tomorrow...

[Stewart]

Sorry, i've got a headache, i'll do the demands tomorrow...

Typical woman... demands, demands, demands, and then at night, a headache!

Demand Number 26: No headaches unless you've got a headache! And even then only if you have a headache!

Demand Number 27: Emergancy box of Anadin Extra on hand at all times.

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[tiggerai]

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Thank god for that... thought it would never end.

[Elmo]

1. to pass my bloody degree and get it over with!
2. pass my driving test after 3 years of on-off learning!
3. A job - preferably earning more than £4.90/hr.
4. a car - preferably a mini, but right now, i'd go for anything!
5. A holiday in the sun, somewhere warm.... oh wait i've got that already just need no. 3 to pay for it!

[5lab]

just recently landed a pretty decent job, and have serviced my car so its all running good, so..

1) a 3 bed house in brighton that doesn't cost over 150k (average price is about 250k)
2) a holiday, riding in the alps (my mates are off in 2 weeks but i cant afford the time off. hrumph)
3) a haircut (dont particularly like barbers, they always make me feel awkward, not sure why, i'm not normally shy or owt)
4) the new tv i'll be buying when i get my first big pay packet (toshiba 36" widescreen jobbie)
5) a load of rust-free panels for my car, to replace the uber-rusted ones

[Stewart]

Thank god for that... thought it would never end.

Don't give me that, you was up half the night practising your tea and biccies making routine, I bet.

[klarrix]

1) Summer job
2) Gamecube, while they're cheap
3) GFX Card, decent one
4) New bike
5) More than 2 or 3 A*s would be nice

[oralpain]

1) Immortality
2) World domination
3) A good steak
4) A haircut
5) A computer game that doesn't suck
6) A team in above game that doesn't suck
7) To be elected Emperor of the United States of America, for the rest of my immortal life.
8) To demand the unconditional surrender of Microsoft, then to declare war on them when they offer me the windows source code instead.
9) To send the Microsoft executives to guantanamo bay, where they will await trial untill they die.

I have more, but these are the most realistic ones.

[Stewart]

I can provide guidelines on that.

Cheers mate, I am still working from the 1998 version, where it still says you can hide your birds mobile if you ask for Hobnobs and get Rich Tea, but I know that changed...

[Kitty]

ummm........my wish list.....
1. a nice house
2. a good car
3. a well paid job or loads of money
4. a holiday so i can get a natural tan
5. lots of little fraggies running around

fraggie you want to start on no 5 now

[tiggerai]

Cheers mate, I am still working from the 1998 version, where it still says you can hide your birds mobile if you ask for Hobnobs and get Rich Tea, but I know that changed...

Wouldn't bother me....

The Laptop and Patch cable... now that would be a different story.