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[oralpain]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Wrong, I just did. It was a bit painful though.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

No it's not.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Becasue, they would want to be in control of any such contact and make sure it's either safe or taxable. Same reason they have import, immigration laws, and national security laws. These reasons are listed in the code itself (in many more words).

[IBM]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Almost there....can't...quite...make...it!!!

If only my tongue was a little longer....

....my wife would be so much happier....and I could probably lick my elbow too.

[Meiapaul]

Awesome!



False. The reason people don't open them when they sneeze is because the nerves that govern sneezing and controlling your eyelids affect each other- it's the same reason looking at the Sun (squinting) and putting on mascara makes you sneeze.
Sneezing doesn't put pressure on your eyes, it's just a nervous reaction to close them.

True. That happenned in ER, so it must be true . That doesn't stop the thing about the nerves being true though.

[niksta]

yep i tried 2 lick my elbow lol. Didnt work

[niksta]

Very interestin i didnt know anythin on that list lol

[autopilot]

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

I doubt that, as with most things on that list. However, someone did that at a company i used to work for. Of course they neglected the fact that it was glass and ended up in A&E followed by a serious bollocking by the manager.

By the way, the fish is called a rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish, not a twit.

There are a few other things wrong on that list, but i can't be bothered