Apologies to all Hexus Ladies

[TiG]

BUT WOMEN DO MY NUT!......

thanks

this has been a TiG relieval thread, please come again

[DR]

Come on share the wealth - whats happened?

[shiato storm]

now Tig, do tell...

[Nick]

I'm offering tender, caring and above all, naked, counselling sessions to any women offended by TiG's post.

[MD]

I'm offering tender, caring and above all, naked, counselling sessions to any women offended by TiG's post.

Thats you getting a slap again from the wife then

[TiG]

Can you imagine me (from my attitude on here) having an easy time with women? heh

They don't make sence, all efforts to understand even after long patient eliquant statements trying to aid understanding. i still can't understand her...

only breakthrough was finding out she thought www.laddertheory.com was rubbish heh

TiG

[tiggerai]

Basically... never try to understand women... It's never going to happen.

Hell, I don't understand women!

Plus... anyone who has ever spoke to me will verify that 99% of the time, I don't make sense.

We're not all that bad *hugs*

[Stringent]

Depends on the women, some I understand some I don't. The latter I tend to just be polite and listen. Then theres the ones I do understand that for some unbeknownst reason they do something and its HUH?!? Oh well, I guess they say the same about us blokes.

Don't worry TiG, one day it may click into place!

Hey tiggerai, you seem to make sense in ohh I dunno 87% of your posts, mind you I don't read all of them so that figure is probably not accurate!

[EvilMunky]

Women are great. But just dont try to understand them. Once you realise that you arent going understand them then you will have a greeat time with them.

[scottyman]

dude (Stringent) - you're completely wrong.
It's not in the .plan file to understand wimmen. If you think you understand them, then they're winning, and you've taken a wrong turn somewhere.
Understanding of women is like the cold war - you're talking mutually assured destruction.
Case in point - living together.
You pretend that you don't mind being the macho dude being woken up at 3am, because the shadow of the branches outside the window looks like an axe-weilding psychopath. Take your 7-iron, go outside in your boxers and check anyway.
You're never going to understand, nor fully appreciate the gravity of the situation. i.e. point 1. Understanding Women: you're not going to understand. there's no point trying to understand. if you think you understand - then they've won.
In the same way - you pretend you appreciate all the things you "take for granted" - i.e. shirts no longer being gray. They're now "whiter than white"TM or something along those lines. you pretend that it's a good thing, where previously you didn't notice.
This could go on for days - but I need more coffee.

[Honoop]

BUT WOMEN DO MY NUT!......

thanks

this has been a TiG relieval thread, please come again

Thats ok.... I feel the same way about men most of the time too!!

Whatever and who ever it is 'doing your nut' - I hope you are smiling through it!

x

[TiG]

Heh since you know me Jen, you surely appreciate for me to post on Hexus it must be bad

OR at least a measure of self control to stop screaming directly at the source of annoyance hehe.

TiG

[tiggerai]

Hey tiggerai, you seem to make sense in ohh I dunno 87% of your posts, mind you I don't read all of them so that figure is probably not accurate!

Ah, that would be because I'm good at advice and generally appearing to make sense... get me talking though... that's a different story!

I make sure I proof read my posts first...

I think it's also due to the fact that I'm so used to being around blokes all the time... the last 4 years at uni meant I had to make "bloke" sense.

EDIT: EvilMunky... Cheers! we are great.

[EvilMunky]

No problem! ^^

No matter how weird and odd women are there is no way we would wanna be without em.

I always remember thinking i could never live with a woman. But now i think i would be hard pushed to live without mine.

So thumbs up to all the women out there Keep up the good work

[unrealuniverse]

I had to make "bloke" sense.

that you certainly do, your posts are to the point, unlike some. I agree that you shouldn't try to understand women as it is an impossiable task.

[Stringent]

Maybe I was born a woman ... Hmm I think I have just opened up a road I do NOT want to go down!

Naa I understand my girl (mostly, except when she rattles on about politics! ) there are those I do and those I don't simple!

I think you need more coffee scottyman! I understand some are insecure, so because you 'love' them you go and check, either that or to keep them quiet. What would you rather have?

Hey tiggerai, how about proof reading what you speak? Think it, process it, make ammends, say it.