Organs for sale?

**evildoc614** · 07-10-2003, 09:19 PM

Any one know of any one who might want to buy a kidney or a lung? iam trying to sell of some of my less usefull organs so i can get a new computer.. any reasonable offer accepted! Or you could donate to the HELP EViLDOC Foundation.... any and all money will go to the purchase of a top notch computer. THANK YOU! j/k

**homerhassall** · 07-10-2003, 09:29 PM

Don't bother offering your brain..don't think you'll get much for that!

**Russ** · 07-10-2003, 09:35 PM

hommerhassall, you'd get about as much for your manners

**evildoc614** · 07-10-2003, 09:37 PM

no i hear the brain to dollar exhange rate is down =/

**Punky** · 07-10-2003, 09:44 PM

try sellin it to some american, there's a thriving trade for them over there apparently. or phone up a Harley Street (?) clinic, i guess they'd buy one off ya. i know a lot of people in 3rd world countries are selling organs. oh yeh...maybe not such a great idea to sell a lung...you kinda need 2 of em.

**silent ben** · 07-10-2003, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by not_your_punk
maybe not such a great idea to sell a lung...you kinda need 2 of em.

Not true, you dont need anything you have two of. Its just there to make us more efficient.

Ben

**homerhassall** · 07-10-2003, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by Russ
hommerhassall, you'd get about as much for your manners

Only a lighthearted quip... Sorry forgot to end it in LOL
Don't get so hung up

**Russ** · 07-10-2003, 10:12 PM

im not hung up, i remembered to end with a "

"

Just tryin to ease the hostility u were showin

**Platinum** · 08-10-2003, 12:23 AM

I could do with a new liver if anyone has a spare

**shiato storm** · 08-10-2003, 12:50 AM

technically you only need one side of your heart as well, but since thats gonna almost kill you there's no point in selling half a heart...

'steak and kidney pie please, with chips. cheers'
...

**Bindibadgi** · 08-10-2003, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by not_your_punk
oh yeh...maybe not such a great idea to sell a lung...you kinda need 2 of em.

no u dont, u can like on 1 lung, 1 kidney and half a liver. But not half a brain

**Big RICHARD** · 08-10-2003, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by Bindibadgi
no u dont, u can like on 1 lung, 1 kidney and half a liver. But not half a brain

You seem to manage!

**Jcb33** · 08-10-2003, 11:56 AM

Ill take ur Liver and an Eye

£100

**Bindibadgi** · 08-10-2003, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by Big RICHARD
You seem to manage!

I'll have u banned for poking fun at my disability

/me twitches

Bastard

LOL

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