What weird thing!
And what happens when it rains??? where will water go? will it drain away or build up in that great big funnel and end up being a weird waterfall
Has it got light's on it? are you sure aeroplanes won't try and land on it?
Is it some sort of aerial connected to a great big wop off 'puta somewhere? Maybe THEY are watching you????
And will they start popping up all over the world in a War Of The World's stylee
Oh blimey maybe i should go have a lie down in a drkened room somewhere