Whitty Puns on Product Names

[Spunkey]

Lynx deodorant. Saving you from having to wash your grundies since 1993

BMW 1 Series. Because you're a pretentious tosseur.

[Spunkey]

Diet Coke. You are fat. You're not allowed to drink the real thing.

[Dougal]

Wrigleys "fruit" chewing gum - for the chav inside of you

[Lee H]

<insert name> Value beefburgers...

Are you sure thats beef in here ?

[Dougal]

The new ipsei drink

From the people that gave you drink that came out a tap, we bring you a drink named by a dyslexic

[Howard]

Evian: Natural tapwater.

[Dougal]

Heinz Baked Beanz: fart with feeling

[Logan 5]

Febreeze: Because your house smells of gange and your parents will be home in half an hour

[Dougal]

Dove: We won't laugh at you in your underwear, much.

[tiggerai]

Dove: We won't laugh at you in your underwear, much.

*vows never to be seen in underwear ever again*

You boys are soooo horrid.

[monkeyville]

Febreeze: Because your house smells of gange and your parents will be home in half an hour

Quality

[Dougal]

*vows never to be seen in underwear ever again*

You boys are soooo horrid.

Sorry tigs.

Its not me that laughed, my mum and sister did. Don't watch TV much.

[tiggerai]

This stuff reminds me of the stuff you get on packaging these days...

for example, my yoghurt today...

Ingredients: Yoghurt (holy smokes?! Yoghurt in a yoghurt, what will the world think of next?!)
Contains Milk... (yes I should blimmin' well hope so too!)


The world has gone mad.... for a while I thought it was me... but while I'm a contributory factor... it's not all me.

[Rave]

I love the 'serving suggestion' on the front of cereal packets- in a bowl with milk eh? Cheers, I'll give it a go.

Benecol- for when you just can't give up pies.

[Howard]

I love the 'serving suggestion' on the front of cereal packets- in a bowl with milk eh? Cheers, I'll give it a go.

*sig-worthy.

[Lee H]

lol speaking of cereals - shredded wheat - with wholegrain

If your gonna eat rabbit food you might as well pass waste like one