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    Thumbs up How To Impress A Woman In 60 Seconds Or Less

    A very sensible piece from Netscape network...
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    is it clickable from places of education?

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    Originally posted by Elmo
    is it clickable from places of education?
    Absolutely. I'm impressed by how sensible it really it.
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    yeah, some sound advice there. but they missed the classic opener of smacking her arse and leering at her. works every time
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    g4z, please edit the language out of that..

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    Looks like we have another 21st century male on board.

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    a virgin one at that

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    So staring at their boobs with my tongue hanging out and dribble running down my chin is where I always go wrong, damn, and I always thought they would think of that as interest.....well it is

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    Lmfao G47, love it

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    Grow Up!

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    It may come as a surprise to some of you, but most (and I really mean a significant majority) of women that most blokes are attracted to resent being treated as sex objects. They may dress up like a vixen or bombshell (or whatever you choose to call them), but that's just a smoke screen - they don't want to treated like one. They want respect. They want tentitive attention. But most of all, they want to be treated like a person, with care and attention.
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    Originally posted by spikegifted
    It may come as a surprise to some of you, but most (and I really mean a significant majority) of women that most blokes are attracted to resent being treated as sex objects. They may dress up like a vixen or bombshell (or whatever you choose to call them), but that's just a smoke screen - they don't want to treated like one. They want respect. They want tentitive attention. But most of all, they want to be treated like a person, with care and attention.
    um, have you ever had the misfortune to be in Maidenhead on a friday night? Its hideous! I wouldn't consider touching any of them with a very long barge pole attached to a WMD!!...
    bunch of leather clad, over-weight slappers. Its disgusting because they all feel the need to wear next to nothing, even in a cinema where its dark and can't see anyone anyway!! thankfully I was only stopping off there so I no longer have to suffer the sight

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    i fully acknowledge that yes lots of girls are nice...but where that majority is really depends on where you are
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    why was mine edited? It was just a funny comment!

    I edited the s**t out of it...

    comeon...

    and we all know that women are people too and should be respected, I know that I have lived with my g/f for over a year now and i am well versed with the weird ways of women. but really, can nobody take a bloody joke here?
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    Originally posted by shiato storm
    um, have you ever had the misfortune to be in Maidenhead on a friday night? Its hideous! I wouldn't consider touching any of them with a very long barge pole attached to a WMD!!...
    bunch of leather clad, over-weight slappers. Its disgusting because they all feel the need to wear next to nothing, even in a cinema where its dark and can't see anyone anyway!! thankfully I was only stopping off there so I no longer have to suffer the sight
    I know exactly what you mean... The streets of London are full of people like that also. However, please don't tell me that blokes actually go for women like them as potential partners. As 'sex objects', may be, but probably not partners.
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    Try and stay away from "You have the most amazing butt."

    hehehehe.

    Thats another quality article....

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