[The Onion]KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
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*stifles giggles*
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Thats possibly the most intelligent thing I've heard you say yet.
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"this isn't walking; its falling with style"
Careful, he may lull back into a false sense of security and somehow get worse!Originally Posted by tiggerai
I'm with the sniggering tho.
Anyone watch Penn and Teller Bullpooopie? (edited the name for the sake of younger ppl) get episode 10, it was banned in the states because it covered christian artifacts.
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Ill second that PrivatePyle, im no idiot but its much more enoyable to embrace the collective stupidity we are bombarded with daily. I love the way they use the bible as hard evidence as though its universally accpeted as true. Dont get me started on the way that anything that we cant explain yet must be down to God.
I read it, therefore it must be true
Good job someone didn't start a religion over a crusty old porn mag, or the whole world would never get anything done
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I thought it read
"Evangelical Scientists Refute New 'Intelligence Falling' Theory'"
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Well if someone falls over, and I was telling someone else about it, I wouldn't say "gravity pulled them down". They simpley fell."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall.
Aren't sparks hot, and heat rises?Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety?
Urgh, the onion really shouldn't put "evangelical" and "scientists" next to each other. Equally, cults and superstitions shouldn't be given nearly this ammount of air/paper time.
Not to mention the fact that you can overcome the force of gravity hot or not if the resultant force is upwards.
Just to remind everyone of CERN.
Fact is that at CERN religion is probably more focused then any church you can have in the world.
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So if I jump off a building, God is pushing me down, so God wants me dead, he's not a nice bloke then really....
so god hates babies...they keep fallings over...silly buggers
"Duffman says alot of Things" - Duffman
STELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I'm, i'm sorry I couldn't hold it back, it had to come out.
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