I don't ask for things very often round here....

[shelley bda]

Oh dear God, she let the secret out!

Shelly is a closet chav people!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Nods* it's true i'm afraid

Right! where's me perma tan lotion and Lizzy Duke 9ct gone?, oh and if anyone comes across a pink velour tracksuit it's mine ok



Shhh Dougal's just jealous cos he aint a badass chav innit like

[Twigman]

I'll give you £20 if you get on TV (on a channel that counts...so thats terrestrial only...the big 4) with something related to chavism. The words hexus and chav have to appear in the same bit. You have until the end of the calenar year.

Go.

[Jonny]

What you gonna do? Walk behind a news crew? Some shows let you in for free - you just have to apply for tickets.

[shelley bda]

ha ha

how much will people on here pay me to make up a crazy chav story and appear on springer?

Dare ya!!! you can come on with me in my "Hubby is a man whoeer"

[Dougal]

Ugh those things.

Say "My mate loves my dog"

[shelley bda]

They should do a pets version.

Max and nurseys chi chauchau, ermmmm rat, ermmmm hanky thing.

cum bumwipe

Yeah good idea!!! could be entitled "Forbidden Love"



BTW did nursey like max's pic

[shelley bda]

Yeah she was pretty much "wow what a bootiful bear"

She has the bum wipe as on nurse wages she has to live in a bedsit, else I think she would have a bear of her own.

Awesome!!!! maybe one day she'll have one!! and at least a chihuahua doesn't take up loads of space... Max has no concept of space.. thinks he can fit where he wants to

I couldn't go back to having small dogs now......

You may want to rephrase that

Hehehe ooops

[0iD]

This is gypsy, she's a lovable lurcher, mild mannered, but she's mahoosive, looks more like a wolfhound

[shelley bda]

My mates german shepderd, fagan was hoooooooooooooj!

I'd sit on his sofa, and he would decide he needed to sit there, and crush me.

My ex's brothers staffy molley was funny, a big old dog, she would nudge me to stroke her, and if I ignored her, she would rest her jaw on my thigh and press down till it hurt.

Hehe cool

Max hates me cuddling Jon/boy's anything other than him if i'm on the lappy he'll keep nudging my hand off the pad and squeeze himself between me and the lappy and bat me with his paws, if i ignore him he cries

He spends most of his time sat looking at me or resting his head on my feet he follows me everywhere ( can't even use the bathroom in peace ) if he gets scared he burys his face in my hair unless i'm using the hoover, which scares him ( he hides with Jon then or goes wherever the hoover isn't ) when he was
a pup he'd hide under the couch... he'd still try and hide there when he was wayyy too big to fit.......

He also likes to play ballio... he'll drop his tennis ball in your lap, then you have to wrestle it off him.... it freaks people out when he drops his ball on their lap and i say " you have top wrestle it with him now" no-one has taken his challenge up yet

He's very good though, iv'e taught him to "wait" put food on his paw and tell him to "leave" he'll creep along the floor, he'll "dance" "shake a paw" and other stuff ( tricks are good to show nervous kids )

He's lovely My baby

[shelley bda]

This is gypsy, she's a lovable lurcher, mild mannered, but she's mahoosive, looks more like a wolfhound

She looks lovely

This is my fave pic of Max

[0iD]

He also likes to play ballio... he'll drop his tennis ball in your lap, then you have to wrestle it off him.... it freaks people out when he drops his ball on their lap and i say " you have top wrestle it with him now" no-one has taken his challenge up yet

Nellie (our greyhound) does that, especially at the mo as she was spayed Fri so it's strictly no running & walks on the lead. she's driving us nuts as she wants to play 24/7. Gypsy spends most of the day hiding from her, poor lass.

[tiggerai]

He also likes to play ballio... he'll drop his tennis ball in your lap, then you have to wrestle it off him.... it freaks people out when he drops his ball on their lap and i say " you have top wrestle it with him now" no-one has taken his challenge up yet

He's very good though, iv'e taught him to "wait" put food on his paw and tell him to "leave" he'll creep along the floor, he'll "dance" "shake a paw" and other stuff ( tricks are good to show nervous kids )

Zeus used to do all that Bless him, I miss him so much.

He used to love wrestling with my dad which was so funny to watch.



This is from a couple of weeks before he died, gorgeous till the end!

I'm so getting a shepherd when I'm older, they're lovely!

[0iD]

He's undeniably cute, but the peas aren't!

Go back to your old av

[tiggerai]

He's undeniably cute, but the peas aren't!

Go back to your old av

Done... sorry

I thought they were cute...

[0iD]

They were just freaking me out It's the eyes!

[shelley bda]

Awwww Puppies! they are gorgeous, Zeus was a lovely dog too tigs, he looks very playful



This is Max at 6 weeks old, we'd agreed to have him without seeing him, this was our first glimpse of him ( we'd bought him off Jon's sis who is a top breeder, she also supplies the Met police in London with dogs )