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  1. 17-10-2003, 11:37 PM #1
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    What it Really Means.....

    What it Really Means...

    * WWW = World Wide Wait
    * ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
    * SCSI = System Can't See It
    * DOS = Defective Operating System
    * IBM = I Blame Microsoft
    * PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of
    Maths
    * BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control
    * APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    * CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly
    * COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language
    * AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    * MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
    * WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    * MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs
    * MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
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    * PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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    * IBM = I Blame Microsoft - lol
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    lmfao! amazin mate! did u make em up, or nick em from sumwhere?

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
    2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
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    INTEL - I Need To End Life....
    does it work? i'm sooo blitzed n thought it up. peace

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
    2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
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  6. 18-10-2003, 12:32 AM #6
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    lmao, these are great

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    yeah some of them am well funny, i doubt he made them up tho


    errr ? ? ?

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    IBM = I Blame Microsoft

    lol, very funny
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  10. 19-10-2003, 01:00 AM #10
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    * MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs

    lol! i like that one
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    * MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
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    * WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    There so true lol
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