http://www.theonion.com/3941/top_story.html
For those that dont know the site (shame on you!) the Onion normally writes superb take the piss satire stories. Well, it looks like they didn't need to make anything up for the story above!
My favourite (fictional!) stories from the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/microsoftpatents.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3307/cl...opsdabomb.html
http://www.theonion.com/onion3536/e_toilet.html
Superb stuff. One of my favourite sites on the web