The search for David Hasslehoff...

[Oresa]

Where's Chuck Norris now, eh??

[chicken]

Yay he came back! Some excellent Hoff there guys!

Has anyone noticed how since this thread started, a Baywatch star is in BigBrother, they remixed and are releasing the theme to Baywatch and the show is back on TV on Sky?




Lock up your daughters (and maybe sons?), The Hoff is returning people!

[Howard]

[madmaca]

[shiato storm]

its time for some chuck norris facts i'm afraid...

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

[fuddam]

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stringent]

So Bruce Lee must be a heck of a lot better than him seeing he whipped Chucks butt in Way of the Dragon

[chicken]

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Hahaha... *looks around*.... oh crap!

[fuddam]

checkit this norris joke:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...91694241077861

[Daymonkey]

i have a .gif of him going through water somewhere, cant find it though

[birdsigh]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea- bagged to death by Chuck Norris.



The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"

and now from Chuck himself:

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris -- Chucknorris.com

[Funkstar]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

i knew there was a reason it tastes so bad

[birdsigh]

last one i promise, just had to post it.

[XA04]

rofl, I can't believe I only just started to read this thread.

[Nox]

haha, on, hoff

Nox

[shiato storm]

last one i promise, just had to post it.

awesome...