"We wish you a -"

[Norky]

Don't believe it, just had some freaking christmas carollers. They weren't particularly jolly either, mumbling into their burberry scarves and trackies. In fact, they may have just been distracting me to rob my TV, but I closed my door on them.

**waits for thump on windows**

[XA04]

good good. just tell 'em to f- off.

[TheAnimus]

its the same thing as when a cat comes up to u, and ur just about to eat, so your there saying, ur a nice little pussy, but i just don't want to stroke you, and it can't understand why.

Same reason when i'm wearing a robe, wet from shower, clearly trying to get ready to go out, having the door open to a bunch of tone deaf kids who think they can earn themselfs a happy christmass by singing a bunch of songs whilst i'm catching cold..... slam.

[shelley bda]

We havent had any Christmas Carollers call yet! we don't care because me and Luke sing Winter wonderland together and it's wicked

[Norky]

its the same thing as when a cat comes up to u, and ur just about to eat, so your there saying, ur a nice little pussy, but i just don't want to stroke you, and it can't understand why.

I'll have to write that one down

[TheAnimus]

that is actually really dodgy, i didn't mean it like that, i ment you didn't want to get ur hands dirty because ur about to eat something.

[Norky]

that is actually really dodgy, i didn't mean it like that, i ment you didn't want to get ur hands dirty because ur about to eat something.

Aah, I just had a funny image of your poor cat

[TheAnimus]

well i'm not a boring vegiterian.

[unreal]

The only ones we have around here that we accept are the local school fund ones, loads of 6 yr olds singing, with like 10 adults, its like a whole army...

[Howard]

its the same thing as when a cat comes up to u, and ur just about to eat, so your there saying, ur a nice little pussy, but i just don't want to stroke you, and it can't understand why.

ROFL that's the most random thing I've read all day!

[Workaholic]

I JUST can't wait for the Christmas platform vehicle (complete with singers) to pass soon asking for donations to a particular company or charity....

[TeePee]

Water balloons are the answer, especially when theres kids. If it's cold outside, with the wet clothing, there's a good chance of hypothermia/pneumonia...

[Workaholic]

Water balloons are the answer, especially when theres kids. If it's cold outside, with the wet clothing, there's a good chance of hypothermia/pneumonia...

I hope this book shows a non-aggressive solution:
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/searc...uctCode=WORCHR

[smtkr]

Just answer the door in your underwear (this did not work for me when I tried it on the religious folk last time, but singers might be a little different).