Want 3 months free DVD rental ?

[Agent]

Ive got a voucher here for Screenselect for 3 full months of unlimited DVD rentals.
No catches, i cant use it because im already a member - Its for new members only.

Its quite simple really - Tell me why you should have it, and if its good enough, its yours. Ill decide what the best reason is

Failing that, there is the standard free 6 rental thing that i can offer, same as everyone else who subscribes to SS.If you've found any of my posts useful, Drop me a PM and ill send you details

Voucher is worth about 25 quid IIRC, so will save you bit.

Oh, and anything funny is most likely to win it

[Swafe]

Because Im the daddy?

[Agent]

Oh please Swafe, you can do better than that

[Swafe]

*runs off to think of something extremely witty*

I shall be back

[autopilot]

Voucher is worth about 25 quid IIRC, so will save you bit.

It's worth £45 actually

And for those not luck enough to get it, see my thread http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?t=70452

[Agent]

Oi!, dont be cheeky , id like them to sign up with me as much as you would

[Lee H]

I want one as we let you win @ UT2K4.....no...actually we got pwned on UT

Is that a good enough answer

[Agent]

You know, i really should post them pics

[GFiSH]

I want it cos my girlfriend is annoying the hell out of me and I wanna watch all the gorey films that she hates!! Or some lesbian porn!!

That do?

[ctid]

I want it because a Azerbaijanian Warlord and his albino partner have kidnapped my pet tortoise and are holding her ransom for a Screenselect 3 month free DVD rental voucher.

Here is the note I came home to this afternoon.



Please help save my tortoise. She's only a baby .

[Agent]

Sorry lads, just had a cracker over a PM, non forum safe im afraid so cant post it
Its gone with the wind

[XA04]

Dude, eBay was calling your name!

[Agent]

Nice to give it to somone i know though