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    Neil Morrissey: sort your life out...even if it IS long life

    Google what I just saw on telly.
    http://feeds.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/neil_morrissey.shtml
    Neil Morrissey's Secret
    Just seen a most drawn out docu, and custard tv has it as a wind up....

    but it was good.....really very complex wind up...and it must be a joke,,,,,

    anyone else see it?

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    no one see it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecustard.tv
    Neil Morrissey's Secret Friday 17 March 2006, BBC3 – Spoof documentary in which the comic actor claims to have discovered an elixir of eternal youth. With contributions by his close celebrity friends John Thomson and Leslie Ash, who claim he's a passionate, brilliant scientist with a deep affinity for Raas, a small remote Jordanian village. Also features Penny Lancaster, explorer Benedict Allen Philippa Forrester, Jane Seymour and Gloria Hunniford.
    http://www.thecustard.tv/comingup_5.html

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    missed it unfortunatly dude, looks like it coulda been good though, mind you neil morrissey's career's been going downhill for years so anythings gotta be good for him.

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    I missed it too.. sounds interesting though. Can anyone name the programme he was in where he was riding an invisible motorbike, or something similar to that? It's blumming escaped me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo
    I missed it too.. sounds interesting though. Can anyone name the programme he was in where he was riding an invisible motorbike, or something similar to that? It's blumming escaped me
    Vanishing Man, due to some kind of military testing or some such tom foolery whenever he or for some reason I can't remember his motorbike became wet they became invisible.

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    Yeah I watched it last night...

    I thought it was a bit tooo far stretched to be true, but at least they tried to bamboozle everyone with science

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    ahh.....at least SOMEONE saw it

    got me for over half the program. I was in Laurghne (sp?) recently in Wales, and the locals have the ache as he has purchased two old pubs and smartened them right up, and is letting rooms, etc. He's not local, so it caused a small fuss I guess....

    but for that reason I fell for this program..was convinced it might be real.

    Until I saw the "miracle" skin cream "working" and then the village all deserted at the end,....

    still ...spent some time on Google checking his last few years biog!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    ahh.....at least SOMEONE saw it
    Indeed - it should be on again shortly as BBC always repeat stuff on BBC3 about 4-5 times

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    Didnt see it, but didnt they do one last year with Michael Aspel (sp?) where he had been involved in affairs with pamela anderson and other, also had huge alcohol binges etc.

    Or was this all true, i took it as a hoax but i could be being very insensitive....lol

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    Hello
    I saw it and after seeing Neil acting at being brainy I instantly knew it was a send up - never mind the ridiculous special effects.
    Try and watch Neil on one of his diving "documentaries" and you will see how daft as a brush he whilst being himself.

    Prediction: I think that the BBC will repeat the program on BBC1 or BBC2 on, yes you've guessed it, April 1st. And try and give it some credence by announcing that it had already been shown on BBC digital.

    BBC, good effort trying to surpass the Panorama spag tree harvest April Fool, but you tried too hard and missed by a mile - go for simple, not convoluted.

    Cheers
    snedger

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