Seems that im in a bit of a ranty mood recently, so i thought id post this one up.
Firstly, has anyone else noticed that classic films are a) being made into trashy remakes e.g. the italian job, oceans 11 (arguably the second one was better but its still trash telly) or b) being trawled along with umpteen sequels, really for no need other than to pull more money from the "brand name" Take Aliens for example. Sigourney Weaver battling monsters in deep space for 4 awesome action packed films, all full of violence and gore, rated 18. Now, we move to Predator, with arnie stalking the jungle after a giant elite robot thingymebobber, again full of violence and gore, rated 18. Put them all in a pot, boil off all the ingredients that actually made the films exciting, simmer off the rating and what have you got? Aliens vs Predator, rated 12. Oh boy, you can tell its gonna be a good one cant you! Terminator 1, rated 18. Terminator 2, rated 15. Terminator 3, rated 12. I mean come on, apart from the fact that the film was dire as an 87 hour long episode of Time Team with Tony Robinson, how can they expect it to be even semi-original, when there is no gore, no violence and no needless verbal diarrhoea. Its positively cringeworthy. ok, so ill stop bashing arnie now, and concentrate on the most important word of the previous sentence (un-hyphenated) "original" It seems that the demand for originality has been lacking somewhat, as people are willing to go and see any form of canned ass-piece. I think theres a correlation between a film with a high budget, and a film with a high percentage of un-original, mind-numming crap sprouting from its lug-holes. Does anyone else agree with this, or is it just me? (i like being a minority)
To finish, all i can say is im definitely looking forward to 2007, self-penned the year of the sequel, with such blockbusters as: Toy Story 3, Shrek 3, Rush Hour 3, The Brazilian Job (dont think they thought about that one) Hostel 2, Young Hannibal (i mean wtf?!?!), The hills have eyes 2, Oceans 13, Bean 2, Spiderman 3, 28 Weeks Later (sequel to 28 Days Later...hmmm) and you think it may be ending, but its not!!!
Die hard 4, indiana jones 4, madagascar 2, Sin City 2, and now the trump card....
....Alien Vs Predator 2
::Synopsis::
Tea party involving Sigourney and Arnold, whilst the T2000 and Predator play boule on the lawn. Rated U.