But it tastes like they've added a squirt of fairly liquid!
I tend to find most of the lagers brewed in this country aim for the lowest common denominator, and depend on mass marketing rather than tasting any good to sell.
There are a couple of decent british lagers, the best I've had probably being sam smiths organic lager.
Most of the european lagers are pretty good as well though (as long as it's brewed there, rather than licensed and brewed in this country)