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    The Nigerians are here!

    Just got this by PM. Someone please help this poor woman!

    Quote Originally Posted by helen01
    From Miss Helen Nana
    Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.
    (CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE)

    Dear

    Good thing to write you. I have a proposal for you.This however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.
    I am Miss Helen Nana, the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Nana.
    My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet-(a Cocoa Merchant, Diamond and Gold Dealer)who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 2nd March 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4 years old,and since then my father took me so special.
    Before his death on 2nd March 2004 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of Seven Million,Five hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$7.5000) deposited in a bank here in my country.
    He further told him that he deposited the fund with my name as the next of kin,and he registered the fund as family valuables and finally issued a written instruction to his lawyer whom he said is in possession to handle all the necessary legal documents of the fund which he deposited in bank and he instructed the lawyer to hand over the doucments to me whenever I need it.
    I am a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do.
    Now I want a foreign partner who will assist me to transfer this fund from the bank here to his personal account for a real investment popose..
    This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
    Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
    Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
    1.Can you kindly tell me the type of a profitable venture this fund will use to invest avoid waste of it.
    2). Can you honestly help me as your daughter?
    3). Can I completely trust you?
    4). What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after you have collected this fund on my behalf?
    Please,consider this and get back to me as soon as possible with your telephone number for oral disscussion and keep it highly confidential with yourself.
    Thank you so much.
    My sincere regards
    Miss Helen Nana.
    Please I want you to reply me through my privatate email adress (bednet03@yahoo.com)

    Seriously though... WT*

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    Just got the exact same thing, i smell a ban coming on for helen01.

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    Yup, I PM'd Matt D with it, didn't realise it was a widespread thing

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    just recieved this pathetic scam attempt aswell.

    i hope the authorities can be involved??

    not the cleverest of places to try a scam is it? pretty much every1 is internet / computer savvy
    Last edited by JimmyBoy; 27-10-2006 at 01:48 AM.

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    I'm just getting far too twitchy with the big red button... she's toast.

    If anyone else recieves similar, make sure you report it!
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    i got it too , cant help but laugh at them tho

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    ban ban ban

    i hope it makes helen01 cry...
    oh please god let helen01 cry

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    Have a job if they've tried it on me...

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    Is it wrong to feel left out because I didn't get one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville View Post
    Is it wrong to feel left out because I didn't get one?
    didnt get one aswell

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    I want a pm. Nobody ever pms me
    With love and many thanks,

    Melons

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    lol @ "The Nigerians are here!"

    One of these guys once phoned me at home. (you know they persist after sending letters about a lottery) so I just told them to **** off in plain english.

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    I got it as well. Looks like the opportunity of a lifetime

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlindMelon7 View Post
    I want a pm. Nobody ever pms me
    There's a reason for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlindMelon7 View Post
    I want a pm. Nobody ever pms me
    I'll make you one:

    Hey munn,

    wassssup... gimme yo money I wanna buy some spliff....send da money by da westan oonion rass klass afte you takes yo share from da check I be sending yous... bumbaclutz peace out

    oh and let me share this with you fine people...


    http://www.nairaland.com/img/NaijaMafia.mp3
    Last edited by AlCapacino; 27-10-2006 at 03:59 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville View Post
    There's a reason for that
    Nobody loves me...
    With love and many thanks,

    Melons

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