Desert Island Inanimate Object Metamorphosis

[Steve B]

as the quasi-self-explanatory title suggests, if you could be stuck on a desert island transmogrified into any inanimate object this side of 1657AD, which inanimate object would you choose?

my personal preference would be a grain of sand, that way i could communicate with all the other grains of sand on the island, and could be come king of the grains.

what would you be?

[Agent]

Boat.

[htid]

the river that all the hot island woman get washed in

[chicken]

is a river not an animated object?

[Funkstar]

See, right up until you specified post 1657AD i had a cracking answer for this all planned out.

However i'll now have to agree with Agent on this one. A boat would definitely be the most useful.

[Michael]

A kettle.

[Bazzlad]

A chastity belt

[MadduckUK]

as the quasi-self-explanatory title suggests, if you could be stuck on a desert island transmogrified into any inanimate object this side of 1657AD, which inanimate object would you choose?

my personal preference would be a grain of sand, that way i could communicate with all the other grains of sand on the island, and could be come king of the grains.

what would you be?

whatever your smoking

[htid]

is a river not an animated object?

Ok i'm stupid (or i didn't read closely enough )

[Stoo]

A lady's loofah

[LWA]

There seems to be a running theme in this thread....

[Steve B]

why would you be a boat, then you'd reach dry land again, but be stuck as a boat for all eternity??

[Rack]

There seems to be a running theme in this thread....

Until they run the "Desert Island Weight Loss Challenge!"

[Digerati]

An inanimate carbon rod

[pr0p4g4nd4]

Drugs are bad, kids

[Rack]

An inanimate carbon rod

Ahhh, classic simpsons...