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  1. 17-12-2003, 06:39 AM #1
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    Another great Ebay listing...

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2448756945

    Marvellous.
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  2. 17-12-2003, 07:24 AM #2
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    did someone not post this earlyer on?
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  3. 17-12-2003, 07:27 AM #3
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    They did, but it was posted in the Cars & Bikes forum.

    http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?threadid=9663

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  4. 17-12-2003, 08:21 AM #4
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    "Guess what... one of our cats has just pissed on it."

    I liked that bit.
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  5. 17-12-2003, 09:23 AM #5
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    Bah. Sorry.

    /me goes off in seek of more funneh.
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  6. 17-12-2003, 09:43 AM #6
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    LMFAO! That's nearly as funny as the other motorbike one!! ROFL
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  7. 17-12-2003, 05:25 PM #7
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    Thx Beenster - the funniest thing I've read in ages.

    Particularly the concluding sentence:

    "Christ, so it begins. No, the SuperSoaker isn't included. Nor the plastic bowl, spare wheel for my trailer or indeed the wall behind the wreck, which is in fact the side of my house."
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    hahah.... he sounds angry... I hope he's cackling devillishly at the thought of £28 for that heap of carp.....

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  9. 17-12-2003, 06:15 PM #9
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    lol

    love it

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    Yeah, something like that been posted before. Funny to see again though!
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    Any of you hear about the guy who auctioned a 2 pound coin and sold it for 4 pounds, and some guy who autioned a half eaten packet of crisps.
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    a mate of mine's big bro tried, and nearly suceeded, to sell Aberistwyth (sp?) on E-bay. he was offered quite a few thousand, but ebay caught onto it eventually and refused to let him sell it, as he didnt own it. the same guy also sold his soul on there. classic.

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  14. 19-12-2003, 01:41 AM #14
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    i just late to catch it
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    I have bought a posh noodle before and it got my name onto http://www.yournotme.com/ \o/
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    my friend ginger dave sold the rock cafe in stourbridge for a £5 and accepted the same sum for a small black kid with a metal leg he knew from school, known only as 'the mole'
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