HEXUS.winners - win4FREE a PowerColor X800GT!

[Elmo]

cos girls need new geeky toys too!

ALSO

cos i havent won anything for 2 years

[herulach]

cos girls need new geeky toys too!

ALSO

cos i havent won anything for 2 years

Why? SO you can render your recipes in glorious 32bit colour
/me runs away and dons flame suit.

Only joking, although 3D food mmmmm drooool /homer

[JETLI_626]

I can use its warmth to defrost my cat.

[Scarlet Infidel]

With better graphics i can make his face straight.

or

This face really deserves a head shot!

Ill pretend (so i dont cry) that you mean headshot as in modelling.

Go to post 122 for all my entries, disregard all other posts (mine and other peoples ).

[Kebab]

Why? Cause I threw my old one at David James!

[Scarlet Infidel]

She does gallery and can make everyone bootiful. Or try

Whens my turn for that treatment?

Go to post 122 for all my entries, disregard all other posts (mine and other peoples ).

[subucni]

how about i deserve this card this card because:

[rant]

• Because i know how to use the edit button.
  
• Because i haven't posted 73 posts on a forum with 63 of them in competition threads.
  
• Because i haven't posted most of those 73 in this thread.
  
• Because i haven't already been explained to about posting all replies in just one single post in another competition thread.
  
• And because my replies are only likely to annoy one person.

Either post them all at once or use the bloody edit button. Geez

[/rant]

As for my proper answer,

Give me the card because i WILL make it work in my AGP slot! Or video myself destroying it.

Seriously i have an AGP slot so i don't think it would be best sending it to me but i probably would make a video of it's demise unless i can afford to upgrade.

[Scarlet Infidel]

When someone gets a Silicon graphics workstation

Then right after that its your turn?

Go to post 122 for all my entries, disregard all other posts (mine and other peoples ).

[Oobie-]

Because I need 00100000 bit real life rendering.
A dream isn't really a dream without an ATI Card.
Because Your girlfriend shouldn't make you feel inferior.
Knowledge is not owning Nvidia cards, wisdom is destroying them!
Because last nights mess doesn't have to be blocky.
Because Sims brothels would turn into a late night show.
Because This card would make Lara crofts rendering Fun!
Because smoke edges shouldn't Gouge out eyes!

[Scarlet Infidel]

If competitions get me this animated, imagine the cards possibilities.

Go to post 122 for all my entries, disregard all other posts (mine and other peoples ).

[phunkygal]

because its my birthday next week

[MD]

because: ATI are Above The Imagination
because ATI Cards suit to all ages, from 0 to the grave!!!
because ATI is the REAL life
because ATI makes your life richfull (of colors)
God said: 'Let there be ATI.' And there was ATI
because ATI is the 8th wonder of the universe!!!
because you're Nvidiot if you're not buying ATI!
because ATI gives you all the colors in the world!
because I Just got married for life.......to ATI.
because ATI gives you the Ability To Impress
I suffer from artifacts and don't live in a museum.
because ATI are AT a glance of an I (Eye)
becasue Powercolor supply you the Power of Color.
because the rest are all immitations
because ATI are Achieving The Imposibble
because ATI and Powercolor Helpin' you get turned on!
because Nvidia cards SUCK and I don't need Vacuum Cleaner!
Don't use (Ge)Force! User a hammer!!! (OR buy ATI instead).
because Reality is just a figment of your imagination.
because with ATI & Powercolor, my lucky color will never fade!
because I need to avoid reality at all costs.
becasue life has a cause: ATI and Powercolor
Because no one is perfect, but ATI the closest.
because I don't want to be Normal!!!
because being good at being stupid doesn't count. ATI. Period.
becasue ATI was my first sexual experience.
because it's not an optical illusion. It's ATI Powercolor X800GT.
because I like going to sleep with my eyes open!!!
because even with one eye I'll definitely go for ATI.
because ATI Powercolor X800GT is special as a Blonde virgin!
because I should absolutely try it.
becasue having ATI X800GT is like winning lottery without participating!!!
Because grandma stoled my current Video Card.
Becasue I don't have a rich father.
II sseeee eevveerryytthhiinngg tttwwiiccee aanndd II nneeeedd aa cclleeaarr vviissiioonn.
Because I can't hold myself and I'm gonna rob it.
Because I want to play "digger" in ultra-high speed!!!
Because it will be a good replacement for my wife (the XFX 7800GT doesn't talk).
Because ATI X800GT is much cooler than my XFX 6600GT
I deserve ATI X800GT because I need to render myself
because winning Powercolor X800GT is like losing your virginity!
I actually don't deserve ATI X800GT, my PC deserves it.
because I've just Kissed my Nvidia Card goodbye.

......And after I have just spent 10 minutes of my life tidying up your abuse of this competition, none of your entries will be considered for the final selection.

Please do not abuse this, especially after being told once. Next time it will be an instant ban.

Matt

[naturbo2000]

Because:

I'd rather not take Hexus' advice "go buy it"

[subucni]

----> Matt D

Thank you

Bres

[zachig]

I'll stick zachigs fingers in the heat sink fan blades.

Please don't hate me. Who all do mistakes sometimes. I've already sent an apologize for the administrator for my consolidation of posts.

[zachig]

I deserve it because I need to accelerate my brain
I deserve ATI X800GT because I DO BELIEVE in miracles!