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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by kasavien View Post
    Yo momma showed me a bigger pair last night!
    that one cracked me up big time

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    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    I'm not allowed to enter, clearly but my attempt would be:

    "THAT bloody great fat monster called ME a biggot?"

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    Shampoo you call it?? I wantz refund!

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by watercooled View Post
    Shampoo you call it?? I wantz refund!
    Sam's mate Dave didn't realise that hair removal cream should never stay on for longer than the recommended period of time.
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    "You're a whole new definition of ugly"
    "6,005 polygons per krundle and I'm gonna spank every last one of them"
    "Looks like this Pasgetti's been left out too long"
    Last edited by Stephen C; 02-05-2010 at 02:31 AM.

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    This is why stem cell research and cybernetics should never meet - robot piranhas!

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    After many years of painstaking research scientists in India finally discover a cure for ugliness

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    "Say Cheeeese!"

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    "Are you sure your my Brother we don't look anything like each other"


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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    I just want to be your friend - if you look below the surface your'll find I'm a really nice mutated monster.
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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    I take it you're the brains of this outfit then?

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    "What India looks like through Nick Griffin's false eye"

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by stavroshamster View Post
    "What India looks like through Nick Griffin's false eye"
    The one in the centre of his forehead ?
    Society's to blame,
    Or possibly Atari.

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    "If I said you had a big head... would you let me fill it full of lead"
    If Wisdom is the coordination of "knowledge and experience" and its deliberate use to improve well being then how come "Ignorance is bliss"

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    Re: Features - Caption Competition : Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter

    What happened to Mr Tickle and the other Mr Men?

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    "Sam was regretting his marriage to a 50" brain after his one night stand."

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