News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

[HEXUS]

Bluetooth suggested as a holier alternative.

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[kingpotnoodle]

Surely FIREwire is fairly satanic too, tortured in the fires of hell and all that...

Perhaps Intel's Light Peak is the "answer to our prayers" in non-satanic bus technology.

[.havoc]

Can I get some of what they are smoking...?

[Fraz]

Wow. Just wow.

I think I'm going to start a new species within the Homo genus. I don't want to be part of Homo Sapiens any more.

Only non-religious people will be allowed entry.

[GageC]

Can I get some of what they are smoking...?

I second this.

[aidanjt]

Wow. Just wow.

I think I'm going to start a new species within the Homo genus. I don't want to be part of Homo Sapiens any more.

Only non-religious people will be allowed entry.

Count me in.

[Benihana]

Make way, for I am the mighty LightScribe, I will etch the sinners with my laser of the divine!!! (Imma chargin' it as we speak)

[TheAnimus]

Is this why Apple users aren't allowed bluray?

[scaryjim]

Hey, not everyone with religious belief is a nutjob, you know

I mean, obviously I am, but I'm sure some of them aren't

Anyway, surely since sinners go to hell and it's good that they're being tortured for their sins, they should support the trident as doing God's work? Or did they look closely at the symbol and realise that two of the three prongs have been covered (with a ping-pong ball and a furry die, I believe), and the problem is really that USB is trying to ease the suffering of those sinners...?

[Lee H]

Can I get some of what they are smoking...?

Smoking???

They're licking the secretions from the backs of those psychedelic toads they have in the rainforest to come up with statements like that.

[.havoc]

Smoking???

They're licking the secretions from the backs of those psychedelic toads they have in the rainforest to come up with statements like that.

Well i was wondering whether smoking was a strong enough statement but I thought it best not to rock the boat...just afraid they may use their bluetooth dongles and firewire against my USB 3 and innuendo in an epic battle of good vs e(vil)-penis.





Think I may have found one of those toads...

[Nick]

I love Religion! It's like me saying you can't sit in this chair because my imaginary friend is sitting there...

[dangel]

I love Religion! It's like me saying you can't sit in this chair because my imaginary friend is sitting there...

Context is important though. Coming from you Nick I'd respect your obviously heartfelt belief.

[aidanjt]

Context is important though. Coming from you Nick I'd respect your obviously heartfelt belief.

You mean you'd rather sit with the barfly who doesn't have an 'imaginary friend' sitting beside them.

[usxhe190]

Nothing to do with religion - they are just nuts.

[watercooled]

Hmm I wonder how many other logos we can think of?

Ready?

Go!!!