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    News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Bluetooth suggested as a holier alternative.
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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Surely FIREwire is fairly satanic too, tortured in the fires of hell and all that...

    Perhaps Intel's Light Peak is the "answer to our prayers" in non-satanic bus technology.

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Can I get some of what they are smoking...?

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Wow. Just wow.

    I think I'm going to start a new species within the Homo genus. I don't want to be part of Homo Sapiens any more.

    Only non-religious people will be allowed entry.

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Quote Originally Posted by .havoc View Post
    Can I get some of what they are smoking...?
    I second this.

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraz View Post
    Wow. Just wow.

    I think I'm going to start a new species within the Homo genus. I don't want to be part of Homo Sapiens any more.

    Only non-religious people will be allowed entry.
    Count me in.
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    ...every time Creative bring out a new card range their advertising makes it sound like they have discovered a way to insert a thousand Chuck Norris super dwarfs in your ears...

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Make way, for I am the mighty LightScribe, I will etch the sinners with my laser of the divine!!! (Imma chargin' it as we speak)

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Is this why Apple users aren't allowed bluray?
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Hey, not everyone with religious belief is a nutjob, you know

    I mean, obviously I am, but I'm sure some of them aren't

    Anyway, surely since sinners go to hell and it's good that they're being tortured for their sins, they should support the trident as doing God's work? Or did they look closely at the symbol and realise that two of the three prongs have been covered (with a ping-pong ball and a furry die, I believe), and the problem is really that USB is trying to ease the suffering of those sinners...?


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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Quote Originally Posted by .havoc View Post
    Can I get some of what they are smoking...?
    Smoking???

    They're licking the secretions from the backs of those psychedelic toads they have in the rainforest to come up with statements like that.

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    Smoking???

    They're licking the secretions from the backs of those psychedelic toads they have in the rainforest to come up with statements like that.
    Well i was wondering whether smoking was a strong enough statement but I thought it best not to rock the boat...just afraid they may use their bluetooth dongles and firewire against my USB 3 and innuendo in an epic battle of good vs e(vil)-penis.





    Think I may have found one of those toads...

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    I love Religion! It's like me saying you can't sit in this chair because my imaginary friend is sitting there...
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

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    I love Religion! It's like me saying you can't sit in this chair because my imaginary friend is sitting there...
    Context is important though. Coming from you Nick I'd respect your obviously heartfelt belief.
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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Quote Originally Posted by dangel View Post
    Context is important though. Coming from you Nick I'd respect your obviously heartfelt belief.
    You mean you'd rather sit with the barfly who doesn't have an 'imaginary friend' sitting beside them.
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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Nothing to do with religion - they are just nuts.

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    Re: News - Brazilian cult declares USB the interface of Satan

    Hmm I wonder how many other logos we can think of?

    Ready?

    Go!!!

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