Agreed, Apple UK should have NEVER cluttered up the courts with such a superficial and malicious piece of nonsense.
This isn't the first time I've heard a judgement use that kind of "street" terminology - it seems to have escaped into the courts as a kind of shorthand for "more desirable/fashionable to the man-in-the-street". As to punishment - were you advocating a fine for Apple would be more appropriate?
Ignoring who was doing the defaming, having to issue a retraction and apology seems to be de rigeur for these kinds of name calling cases - so I fail to see how that fact that it was Apple doing the potty mouthing makes any difference. You're surely not arguing that they deserve legal immunity? lol
"Cooler" in the sense of more fashionable undoubtedly - only a complete Android fanboy (or despiser of Apple) would argue otherwise. That said, a cynic may argue that this is due to the sheer amount of advertising done by Apple - brand/product awareness.
Sorry, I'm not sure whether you're being humorous there or not - I'm assuming you're making a joke that I'm too dumb to pick up since I can't believe that someone of your undoubted technical abilities believes even 1% of that pile of BS you give above.
See previous comment. Put it this way ... I've seen 10 year olds (both in my house and in Argos/HMV/Comet etc figure out the ICS way of working in mere minutes (or in some cases less than a minute).
ANDROID/ICS ... IS ... NO ... MORE ... DIFFICULT ... TO ... USE ... THAN ... IOS.
Or are you dumber than a 10 year old? (not something I'm willing to believe judging on your excellent past posts)
Rant over folks...