Something for the weekend. A new installment of BOFH.

"It... It's completely stuffed!" the PFY says, looking at the remains of a machine on my desk.

"If you think that's bad, look at this," I say, pointing at the machine beside it.

"Aggghh!" the PFY gasps "He's even... burnt out the interface chips... You mean...?"

"Yes. We have a serial killer on our hands."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/12...04_episode_41/