Check out this HEXUS.lifestyle.headline to read the rest of this ever weirder tale.Some stories are so utterly ridiculous that you couldn't make them up.
And we're hoping for the sake of our editorial credibility that the tale we're about to relate is one of them.
It all starts with a broadband connection going down - or so we're told by a contact who's been 100 per cent reliable over many years.
The disconnected user (a 100 per cent reliable contact of our contact) complains to his internet service provider. Which one, as you'll come to realise, isn't relevant.