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    taste my balls

    was gonna make some burgers, but student laziness kept me from getting some baps. instead, i took Sair's idea for meatballs, but "overclocked" them a bit:

    Serves: lots

    450g pack of beef mince
    1 small onion
    some grated cheese
    1 tin chopped tomatos
    some garlic paste
    some tomato paste
    some tandoori paste
    some kashmiri masala paste
    2 eggs
    couple of slices of bread
    the usual spices - cumin, chili powder, corriander
    500g pack of pasta
    worcestershire sauce

    put in a bowl both eggs, the mince, the cheese, the onion (finely chopped), a healthy smattering of the spices, some lea&perrins, two heaped deaspoons of the tandoori paste, the (breadcrumbified) bread. roll around to make meatball goo. make meatballs, stick on a baking tray. i got 24 relatively large balls from this

    stick the tray in the oven on gas mark 6-7 (depending on ball size) for 25-30 minutes (i did 20 on 6, then upped to 7 for 10 mins)

    cook the pasta as per tradition

    in a saucepan put the chopped tomatos, some garlic paste, some tomato paste, more lea&perrins, a teaspoon of the kashmiri masala paste. mix around & heat gently, chuck in the meatballs when they're done (you should pick these off the baking tray with a paper towel, there'll be a fair bit of fat you don't wanna be eating). add to the drained pasta.

    eat.

    be wary, this makes a helluva lot of food, especially if you use a fluffy pasta like spirelli

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    Mmmmmm... different! Were they as scarily curry-y(!?) as they sound?!! They sound good tho!


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    not as strong as you'd think. a little bit of kick, no more.

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    hmm.. might give thses a whirl tomorrow, seen as its my turn to cook, so the less effort the better

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