Fantastic Tasting Desert (FTD): Made Easy

[exAndrzej]

Packet of Pecan Nuts
2 Tbsn White sugar
2 TBsn Boling Water
1 Greek Style Creamy Yogurt
Maple Syrup to taste
Non-Stick Pan
Wooden Spoon

Put nuts (pecan - not own !) in pan on slow heat

Toss occassionally (again - we are focusing on the pecans !) until lightly roasted

Between tosses - put the sugar in a cup and add boiling water - stir until disolved

When nuts are ready - pour in sugar/water mix - turn off heat and stir slowly - making sure your nuts are properly coated

Allow to cool comlpetely

When your nuts have recovered - you can put cold, creamy yogurt into bowls - sprinkle your nuts on top - then drizzle with maple syrup

Lick lips in anticipation and don't stop swallowing the creamy, syrup enhanced goodness until all your nuts are gone

[Nick]

lol, and I thought my chrimbo dinner thread was the double-entendre king...

This is very similar to the filling for Baclava, so I reckon its dead nice... anyway to speed up the cooking time though, I mean, should I overclock my Zanussi oven?

[Zak33]

hmm

Put nuts (pecan - not own !) in pan on Radeon 9800 Pro with heatsink removed. Apply thin layer of Arctic 2 between pan and GPU for heat transfer.

Toss hair around occassionally and check in miror until ego lightly roasted.

Between tosses - put sokme Brut Aftershave in a cup and add boiling water - stir until disolved

When nuts are ready, loosen boxer shorts - pour in brut/water mix - stir slowly - making sure your nuts are properly coated.

Allow to cool comlpetely. (ie turn off FarCry)

When your nuts have recovered - you can put cold, creamy yogurt into bowels - scratch your nuts - then drizzle with open gl run-time instructions.

Lick lips in anticipation and boot up IL-2 with your latest patched version

[exAndrzej]

PD told me that the harder his fans blow - the better the results

[Zak33]

he knows it

you know it.

I have my case fan set to suck though....I find it WAAAY more effective

[Zak33]

to be fair...this is very rude and might need moderating