You... "
enjoyed" a Pot Noodle?
HUH???!!!
What the heck is wrong with you, child? Had you been drinking heavily? Are you not aware that Pot Noodles are..... ohhhhhh, wait, I see what it is - You're from Bracknell!!!
Okay, for those still living in the deepest, darkest reaches of Berkshire - Pot Noodle changed its recipe a few years back, taking out all the tofu-type pieces and all the stuff that made it palatable. I'm guessing you still have the old version there in Woolworths?
The new ones are hideous.
Good news is that these things last for ages, so feel free to continue using the exisiting stock... but in the name of all that is good in this world,
don't buy any of the new stock!!