Right then kiddies, time to get your Roger Mellie Profanisaurauses out as I'm about to do a bit of venting and puch the swear filter way beyond a sweat, take it to the brink of exhaustion and then leave it in a gibbering heap in the corner.
Why?
Because I bloody well can I ****ing well like, can't I?
Truht be told, its now day 5 of the 'Nick quits smoking Happy Holiday' and I'm starting to feel it quite badly.
The first few days were actually ok and I breezed day one with day two being a bit tougher and day three the same, yesterday I was pretyy grumpy by midday but this morning I was a complete and utter ****ing monster and I still am now.
You know what really got my into a frenzy? Reading something somewhere about people with drug dependancies being weak minded... that really wound me up.
****, I'm glad I was in the same rom as that person or I'd be in a cell right now for attempting batter someone to death with a kipper. Why a kipper? Well, because the way my life is going at the minute, I wouldn't have anything even remotely effective to hand to do the job properly.
Nicotine does strange things to the body, the main being it acts a suppressant... I'm no expert into how it acts as some chemical inhibitor and if any of you reading this are, well frankly keep it to yourself becuase I couldnt care less if you know and really I dont want to know myself.
I mean, think for a minute, does the guy who's just been hit by a bus rally want to know why his egs hurst so much and how pain is felt by receptors in his legs transmitting a message to his brain? no, of course he doesn't! So, while my condition is nowhere near as bad as being hit by a bus, though I kinda wish I had right now, I still dont want to know why it's affecting me like it is.
After all, it isnt going to help any is it?
So other thanm having a temper that would scare a grizzly bear into abandoning her young and legging it, how is life in the world of HEXUS.gaming?
Not bad really, I've been playing what I find to be the slightly disappointing Black and White 2 and the rather enjoyable Serious Sam 2... I've managed to muster enough concetration together to have a good crack at Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War: Winter Assault as well, so I'm feeling quite smug with myself for all of rouhgly 5 seconds at a time.
As a testament to how much my concentration is ****ed, I can't even spell check this post, so I'll leave that to you pedants with your medical dictionaries... Of course, if anyone chooses to correct my spelling, fell free. Just make sure you've got your nice big medical dictionary to hand when I come round, so we can tear out the page about rectal blockages to make it easier for you to get the book out once I cram it up yer bum.