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    You know you're domesticated when......

    .. on a glorious hot but windy day......

    you feel pleased about getting 6 loads of washing done, hung, dried, folded and stored in one day




    /sigh

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    Achievement Unlocked!
    No more laundry.

    That's gotta be worth it though, right? >.<

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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    Feels great when that happens

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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    you're all as bad as me

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    And ironed? You forgot the ironing!
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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    I don't iron anything

    I hang well and fold better

    Ironing is .. once in a blue moon

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    Ah, only partially domesticated then
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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    I consider myself domesticated... however, laundry is women's work and I happen to be technologically impaired when it comes to operating the washing machine.
    So the Mrs does the laundry while I tend the braai and knock up a top-notch lunch!

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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    Oi Zak, knock it off!

    I already ruined last weekend, cleaning out the shed and getting rid of all my empty boxes, no thanks to you!

    erm... wait... where's the fake rage emoticon?

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    You know when you're domesticated when sitting on the sofa with a hot cup of coffee/tea is the sign of relaxation
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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    ...when you're sat in on a Friday night berating your other half for not scraping their plate after dinner.

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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    Quote Originally Posted by TVoJ View Post
    ...when you're sat in on a Friday night berating your other half for not scraping their plate after dinner.
    oh man I laughed at thAT

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    I've been given the title 'Laundry Ninja' by the wife for days like you've described

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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    I'm on a wash day today

    Work, email, wash. email, call, hang out.. call,.. email... work... excel... fold.. etc

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    Me too, second load is in the machine

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    Re: You know you're domesticated when......

    Quote Originally Posted by circuitmonkey View Post
    Me too, second load is in the machine
    drawn into my trap.,....


    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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