As some of you may or may not know Alistair Campbell is currently touring the Country doing question and answer sessions. Having read a review one of the things that came up was if he could have put one piece of legislation on the statute books, what would it have been?
His reply somewhat amusingly was to exile the Daily Mirror. Now this would be no loss to me as the quality of journalism is this rag is so poor I wouldn't even wipe my a**e on it But I did think it slightly hypocritical from a media manipulator such as him, though it was perhaps just because they'd never print what he wanted.
Anyway, I was curious as to what the members that frequent this forum would have answered? Sensible and funny answers welcome
To start the ball rolling, I'd make it law that all former press secretaries to the prime minister should be exiled to a remote Scotish island where their only contact with the outside world would be via messages in a bottle