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    Hello, I'm new, Who on Earth are you?

    I clicked my mouse,
    Became a member,
    On a dark, dank night,
    A night to remember,

    I typed on my keyboard,
    Name: insanity,
    Then I agreed,
    Not to use profanity,

    So on this forum,
    I'll be inclined,
    To write these crappy poems,
    And speak my crazy mind,

    My computer is very old,
    It causes lots of grief,
    It can't afford to replace it,
    Without becoming a thief!

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    What do you mean "yes"?
    Tell me! Don't digress!

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    I think we should be asking who the hell are you?
    Bored of the old one, new one coming soon

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    hehe... nice one if you can, make more of those in suiting places around the forums... poems are always fun to read.

    Welcome to the Hexus community!
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    Oooo, a poet, wonders will never cease.
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    welcome to the forums, i hope you fit in fine.
    here are some suggestions beginning after this line.
    If people disagree with you please try not to whine.
    be specific with your questions and do not waste my time.

    Taking those two suggestions and putting them in to practice means you wont wake up with a sore arse on Rys and Davids matress.

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    Great poem mate, welcome to hexus
    Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
    Enwrought with golden and silver light,
    The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
    Of night and light and the half-light,
    I would spread the cloths under your feet:
    But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
    I have spread my dreams under your feet;
    Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

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    Welcome to Hexus, my poetic friend.
    The welcome's done, this rhyme ends.
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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