I clicked my mouse,
Became a member,
On a dark, dank night,
A night to remember,
I typed on my keyboard,
Name: insanity,
Then I agreed,
Not to use profanity,
So on this forum,
I'll be inclined,
To write these crappy poems,
And speak my crazy mind,
My computer is very old,
It causes lots of grief,
It can't afford to replace it,
Without becoming a thief!