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>Sending to all BMW drivers!!!
>The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my
>motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
>First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down
>for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road!
>I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to
>get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his
>mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
>Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW
>lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW
>drivers only?)
>Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the
>adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
>inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway,
>but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!
>Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my
>headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and
>to get out of my way.
>Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but
>I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He
>also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he
>put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the
>hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
>Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man
>gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes
>fast!
> Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had
>to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have
>some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and
>I was only allowed 3.)
>But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't
>be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED
>a driving licence, so they will take it off me!
>See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW.
Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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