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    And you thought you were bad at parking.


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    bad parking? thats amazing parking, how on earth did it get there but still look that good
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    It looks fake although could be wrong - just looks too well placed and although theres scratches on the body, theres no red on the curb behind.

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    Oh my god! How on earth did that happen?!! I have a friend who always slips his car well over 2 spaces [not on purpose] but that just takes it to a new level!
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    crazy!!

    saw someone from being parked - reverse into a lamp-post in order to get out of the parking space yesturday. there was loads of room and the car was a KA - they managed to smash one of their rear lights!

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    Thats so stupid its just gotta be real lol, besides, who'd risk a ferrari being written off and falling through that roof for a funny picture

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    you learning to drive yet knoxy?
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    got my provisional sorted out yeah, just gotta scrape the cash together for lessons now

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    also, that webby...

    http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=40

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    ooh, they've got a few gumballers there too

    I'd love to do that at some point, but the entry fee's a bit on the shocking side
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    just drive with them, unofficially Turn up at the end in a 1991 Ford Escort LX, and they'll let you in, no questions asked.

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    Gum ball is something i'd love to do, only a dream though

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    I want that Ferrari.
    How on earth did they do that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowe
    Brembo's saved the day
    Yep! Would have hated to have seen another written off Ferrari or sports car in general! People need to learn how to drive these things with the upmost respect!!
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    Ok guys time for some forensic motoring!

    Ok lets have a bit of a sideways think here.
    We've got an side-road downhill past a building. Also the line the car took suggests it didn't hit the kerb side-on or at an oblique angle because where the right wheels would have been there is a gap for the steps down to one of the sheds.

    What do we get?

    Fezza is trolling along towards a t-junction that goes straight on and to the left. As it's Luxemburg Fezza owner is in the right hand lane. We're in a quiet neighbourhood so Fezza owner decided that when the left turn arrives the corner can be cut to the racing line.
    However poor little Fezza owner doesn't know the road well and the large building on the corner has hidden the exit road, that just happens to be sloped downwards!
    While Fezza is not going at break-neck speed, probably not much more than the local limit, the left turn suddenly drops away. Front goes light, slightly airbourne, turn is not completely executed heads straight for the wall.
    When it arrives the front valance catches the v-shaped curbed near the centre of the car giving it a near-perfect flat takeoff. By now Fezza is fully locked up so the rear is unloading as we travel so that when the rears hit the kerb they get a slight kick-up.

    The left wheels get a nice easy run onto the shed roof, the lower centre catches the right side where it's sagged, the brakes bite and the shear weight of the beast creases the roofing. The car stops, unsettled rear lands, right-rear tries to break though while the amazing corrogated plate on the left holds thing together.

    Result?
    One lucky lucky Fezza owner!
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