Originally Posted by
Behemoth
Sounds like your first car is in a much better state than mine was.
Mine was a MK2 VW Golf. 1.3 engine, 4 speed box off a polo we think. These are the fond memories of my first car.
1) It had an untraceable oil leak. We changed every seal we could think of.
2) The drivers side indicator light was loose in the bumper, I fixed it back in using polly filler.
3) When I hit a work colleagues car (I caught it with the wing of mine) it was revealed that most of my wing was actually just filler.
4) When in for its MOT the testers hammer went straight through the underside of the car where it had been filled instead of welded.
5) After owning it for three months, the exhaust dropped off.
6) I took a roundabout too fast in the wet, lost the back end at 3am in the morning and ended up on the wrong side of the road.
7) Some chavs tried stealing it under my nose.
8) I reversed into a wall, and the wall fell down.
9) I drove round in it for two months with no oil in the engine.
10) I almost reversed it off a cliff !!
11) Someone drove into it in a car park and left me with a nasty dent on the drivers side rear quater panel.
12) Someone rear ended it at traffic lights when they were lighting a fag.
But the worst thing I ever did to that car was leave the hand break off when parked outside my house, and it rolled backwards down the road and parked itself quite neatly on my neighbors drive !!
That car was indestructable !!