First I hear Russ has a bump, I then hear my mate with a new shape limited edition Astra Turbo has stacked that into a tree backwards at 50mph, then another mate has his one car blow up on him, then the company car he borrows (to get on holiday) is hit by someone in a car park and he's left to fit the bill.
And now to really nark me, I've got a major, major water leak in the Clio. Even worse I can't find the leak since it's raining and yet the engine's dry. If the headgasket's gone I'm not going to be a happy bunny.