As promised I've finally got round to talking a few snaps of my offending tyres, now even more worn but due for replacement ASAP!
Off-Side Rear : Similar mileage
Off-Side Front : If it wasn't Milton Keynes the other side should look like this
Near-Side Front : ARGH IT ATE MY TYRE!!!!!!!
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