Speed Cameras... The revenge!

[Big RICHARD]

I heard about this years ago, but it was Berwick police. I think I had it confirmed at the time too (don't ask), but I might well be mistaken now!

[RVF500]

I've heard a couple of versions of the Germany 1944 ones too. Still it keeps us amused.

[TomWilko]

LOL - excellent story, raised a big grin

[Capt Doufos]

This one made me chuckle:






Suitable Replacement

Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked a flight attendant, "What, exactly, was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," he explained. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."