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    on the other hand, if you read some of his other articles he did buy a boat for a week for £25k so I dont think he has THAT much money anymore lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clarkson the Numpty
    And while I was on the phone a yellow warning light came on the dash.

    “There’s a yellow warning light on the dash,” I bellowed, like Michael Winner, only angrier. “Oh, that’ll be something to do with the engine management system,” said the man with the bleeding ears. “You’ll need to get it looked at . . .”
    Lets just get this straight......he's not telling the entire truth. He never does...he embelishes for effect.

    However...he is beginning to make even ME laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clarkson the sad
    genuinely believe that some machines have a soul and I can’t bear to think of my Ford sitting in a warehouse now, unloved and unwanted. It is fine. It is perfect. It knows it’s a great, great car that was ruined by a useless ape who fitted a crummy aftermarket alarm system.
    oh my sides....

    Useless Ape

    oh I know some of those.

    AND....doesnt matter HOW good the car is....if the alarm is cack, whats the point of fitting it?

    Weakest Link anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt D
    on the other hand, if you read some of his other articles he did buy a boat for a week for £25k so I dont think he has THAT much money anymore lol
    I read that in the times or sunday times...
    so funny.
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