What? I am not a chav... I hate chavs, hence this thread
I do not smoke fags, I do not hang around bus stops consuming them, i do not stand at bus stops in hail storms smoking fags (and yes I have seen this ), I do not want to deliver carpets or be the next eminem or builder... I do not mc, I certainly do not listen to so solid krew , etc ETC...
Oh and schmunk... I use them in capitals purposely so that people distinguish them from thinking that they are words... because obviously they are abbreviations... OK! And it is not like anyone else has never said abbreviations...