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[Lee H]

Your all quackers I say, quackers.

[Mrs Dak]

Enough of the fowl play ...

[Rave]

Fowl play indeed.

Edit: beaten by 1m

[nichomach]

Enough of the fowl play ...

I think it's capable of feather development; I don't see why you've got such a down on it...

[Mrs Dak]

[Mike Fishcake]

I will KILL YOU ALL.

[redsky009]

I will KILL YOU ALL.

Sounds like you have a malard-y. Don't let it get you down.

[Clunk]

Fowl play indeed.

Edit: beaten by 1m

That's because you weren't quack enough.

[redsky009]

Crime is definately on the rise: hopefully we can feather this storm

[Mrs Dak]

That's because you weren't quack enough.

Eider held off posting ..

[schmunk]

Eider held off posting ..

[chicken]

For just winging it this thread is an impressive feat for the web

[Bazzlad]

Al-crow, feather one to complain, the actuOWL point of this thread can be taken with a Chaffinch of salt, that said, nest time perhaps the victim will be more caregul, being robbined isn't the most Pheasant of eggsperiences

This thread won't easily be beaken.

[99Flake]

Just thought I would have a gander at this thread and I must say that there is not a poultry amount of puns.

[Clunk]

The robbers were clearly quack addicts.

[redsky009]

The robbers were clearly quack addicts.

Update: police have apparently quacked the case. there was a shootout - but the suspects ducked for cover and then took flight. The police air wing eventually brought them in. The suspects are thought to be hard-boiled criminals.