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    A Midget From Texas....

    A midget from Texas had testicles which hurt and ached almost all the time.
    The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
    "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side. Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
    The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
    The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"


    The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

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    good thing about texas is they have a healthy supply of tumble weeds

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    Quote Originally Posted by staffsMike View Post
    good thing about texas is they have a healthy supply of tumble weeds
    OI!!


    /blows gently across the thread......

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    Tex Mex.

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    i never understand these things. people say im too serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackmage View Post
    i never understand these things. people say im too serious
    Jokes you mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackmage View Post
    i never understand these things. people say im too serious
    midgets?

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    No, Texans. Of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by htid View Post
    Jokes you mean?
    yes jokes

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    midgets?
    that also

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    No, Texans. Of course
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    It's not hard to do, is it?

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    i think i understand now.

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