Bad day for ninjas

[JPreston]

Clicky

Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.

So it's come to this. They don't make em like they used to.

[Whiternoise]

"As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him."

Sounds tricksy

[finlay666]

He was caught carrying night scopes and a head torch.

When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood.

ROFL never realised night scopes and head torches were a crime to carry

And I never knew Robin Hood to be a ninja either.....maybe he couldn't get a green outfit...

[Allen]

When asked about his chosen disguise, he told police he had been inspired by his boyhood idol - Robin Hood.

Err, why not wear green tights, a tunic and a pointy hat then?

Ninja =/= Robin Hood

[Whiternoise]

Err, why not wear green tights, a tunic and a pointy hat then?

Ninja =/= Robin Hood

Didn't sound like he gave to the poor either

[Brucelles]

I wonder if he had a Willy Scarlet or whatever the names was?