Got into work this morning, pass didn't work so I couldn't get into my office. I was shortly met by the FD who proceeded to tell me my performance wasn't upto scratch (balls) and I had 2 options:
a) Hand in my notice with immediate effect;
b) Be sacked and have a "failed probationary period" marked on my record.
I chose option a) obviously.
Bugger. I'll miss the pay...
Look out for "Bad Day - Part 2" coz the nightmare continues...