Originally Posted by
Knoxville
There's a handbag store on our street,
It's run by a Geek.
And he seems a good chap to meet.
But you should hear him abbreviate his speak.
When you ask him anything
He never answers "No."
He just "NOS11!11!'s" you to death,
And as he takes your dough, He tells you......
YES! We have no pink handbags,
We have no pink handbags today.
We've got members by the millions,
That communicate with Trillian,
And all kinds of bags I say,
We have an old fashioned black leather one,
A nappy bag for Zakky's son,
But YES! We have no pink handbags,
We have no pink handbags today!
Business got so good with him
He skyped everyone to say:
"Send me Agent, Nick and TiG,
I need help right away."
When he got them in the store,
There was fun, you bet!
Someone asked for pink handbags's
And the whole quartet, all answered...
YES! We have no pink handbags,
We have no pink handbags today.
We've got members by the millions,
That communicate with Trillian,
And all kinds of bags I say,
We have an old fashioned black leather one,
A nappy bag for Zakky's son,
But YES! We have no pink handbags,
We have no pink handbags today!