Dave Grohl's top 10 drummer jokes:

[BlackDwarf]

Now just to level it out, one about bass players.......


A man gives his son a bass guitar for his 15th birthday, along with a voucher for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"

"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks how he's getting on, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." A week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigs and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson, I had a gig!"

As a bass player. I take offence. Farking funny, and very true

[0iD]

This morning on the way to work, I rear-ended a car at a traffic light when I wasn't really paying attention.
When the driver got out... I noticed that he was a dwarf!

He steamed up to my car and said, 'I'm not happy...', So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

[Dareos]

Rofl, that is seriously my sense of humour


quality

[0iD]

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG! ! "? The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "B*TCH! ! " They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

[0iD]

Carlos the ice-cream man's van is parked at the side of the road. Lights flashing, music playing, and a big queue of excited kids stretching down the street. But no sign of Carlos. A policeman walking down the road wonders what's going on. Where's Carlos? Why is he not dishing out the ice-cream? He goes over to the van and peers over the high counter. On the floor he spots Carlos lying very still covered in chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, nuts, hundreds and thousands and those little jelly bits. "Get back kids, " he shouts. Moving away so the kids cannot overhear him he gets on the radio to the station. "Sarge get someone down here quickly, " he stutters, "It's Carlos the ice-cream man. . he's topped himself".

[Vroomparrot]

Dave Grohl's top 10 drummer jokes:

10. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"

Well I wish someone had told baldy, moon faced, diminutive, cockney, "There's Something in the Air Tonight", drummer of dad rock band Genesis - Phil Collins.

[kickstart 1]

A muslim has just driven his car into the Ulley Reservoir in Sheffield !




Police think it may be the start of Ramadam :lol;

[kickstart 1]

I ran into the back of a skoda this afternoon


Cake and jam everywhere !

[0iD]

so bad

[Whiternoise]

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."

The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."