Dave Grohl's top 10 drummer jokes:

[0iD]

Dave Grohl's top 10 drummer jokes:

1. What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.

2. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.

3. What is the difference between a chiropidist and Ginger Baker?
A chiropidist bucks up your feet

4. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

5. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

6. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in

7. How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth

8. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

9. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None: they have a machine to do that now.

10. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"

[kickstart 1]

Its all true , i spent 13 years with a drummer!

[pollaxe]

What do you call someone who likes to hang around with musicians?
A drummer.

(Badum-tish)

[Brucelles]

And what do you call someone who goes (Badum-tish) ?

[Dareos]

a wannabe comedian that needs to point out a punchline

[pollaxe]

(Bows) No wannabe and no comedian, thanks. Used to a be a favourite of a friend of mine (a drummer) affectionately known as Biscuit Tins.

[0iD]

Cruel, but funny

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/movies/4952

[chuckskull]

Dave Grohl's top 10 drummer jokes:
3. What is the difference between a chiropidist and Ginger Baker?
A chiropidist bucks up your feet

Brilliant.

[Dareos]

(Bows) No wannabe and no comedian, thanks. Used to a be a favourite of a friend of mine (a drummer) affectionately known as Biscuit Tins.

nah, not you polltax just the general idea of *comedians* that use that drumbeat to point out punchlines - if you need to explain it, its not funny

[XA04]

Cruel, but funny

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/movies/4952

I don't get tired of that, I could watch it all day!

[hse180]

[0iD]

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:



'Good trade.....'

[schmunk]

A scientific expedition disembarks from its plane at the final outpost of civilization in the deepest Amazon rain forest. They immediately notice the ceaseless thrumming of native drums. As they venture further into the bush, the drums never stop, day or night, for weeks.

The lead scientist asks one of the natives about this, and the native's only reply is "Drums good. Drums never stop. Very BAD if drums stop."

The drumming continues, night and day, until one night, six weeks into the trip, when the jungle is suddenly silent. Immediately the natives run screaming from their huts, covering their ears. The scientists grab one boy and demand "What is it? The drums have stopped!"

The terror-stricken youth replies "Yes! Drums stop! VERY BAD!"

The scientists ask "Why? Why? What will happen?"

Wild-eyed, the boy responds,

" . . . BASS SOLO!!!"

[MadduckUK]

its like a polo, but made out of 2 different kinds of fish?

[idimmu]

reminds me when i saw james labrie in london, at teh end of teh gig he chucked the set list out into the crowd... they had only made one change on the printout, crossed out "bass solo"

hehehe

[Knoxville]

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

Pay for the pizza.


Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

It took two hours to get the drummer out.


Why don't drummers ever catch colds?

Even a virus has some pride.


Now just to level it out, one about bass players.......


A man gives his son a bass guitar for his 15th birthday, along with a voucher for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"

"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks how he's getting on, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." A week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigs and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson, I had a gig!"