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    Wooo, let's have a caption competition!




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    Here's my caption: "As hilarious as this picture seems, the llama isn't whispering into the man's ear, rather the image was taken at such a time that it appears as though that is what's happening."
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    Quote Originally Posted by pollaxe View Post
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    I was about to post a Jeff Minter and llamasoft post but I've been beaten to it.

    Ahh well - I'll change mine to " No I cannot change colour - it's KARMA CHAMELEON not LLAMA CHAMELEON you old baffoon "

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